fungiblegoods:

elvarasokazokakurvaelvarasok-de:

a-lil-strawberry:

hawkeyedflame:

found out today that the “no don’t [action] your so sexy aha” meme is, in fact, NOT well known outside of internet circles and you should not just Say That to an unsuspecting coworker

good to know. you took one for the team

vergak:

Me and my mutuals

tibby:

women in S.T.E.M (smuggling, treason, embezzlement, murder)

its-caesar-bitch:

socrates: is it true that the wisest man knows that he knows nothing?

citizens of athens: 

sleepybabyspice:

funnytwittertweets:

velvetvetiver:

summersblood:

Will you stay with Nancy? Yeah. Definitely.

alyciadebnamcareys:

Requested: cowboy!dodge 

serafu:

this is legitimately the best headline i have ever read in my entire life 

girlkisser:

no offense but check yes juliet kill the limbo i’ll keep tossin rocks at your window

neutroiis:

my mom keeps sending me this same picture of miss piggy behind bars every day of the quarantine

ghostextremist: